The queen may be evil but I'm wicked and wicked always wins.

Wicked Witch

Snow: He's kind of cute, huh?
Regina: He smells like forest.

I've been in my share of brigs but nothing as barbaric as these. They force fed me something called bologna.

Hook

I don't run from monsters. They run from me.

Regina

Drink the thing the crazy guy just gave me. No thank you.

Emma

I've tried the hero thing. It didn't take.

Hook

Not every guy's like my dad. Not every guy's going to leave you.

Henry

We've only been together eight months. I've had leftovers in my fridge for longer than that.

Emma

I know you don't like it. You'll learn to.

Snow

Just because you believe something is true does not make it real.

Emma

Emma: You're a crazy person or a liar or both.
Hook: I prefer dashing rapscallion. Scoundrel?