New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 2 Quotes
I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
Nick
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
Nick
Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
Nick
They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.
Nick
I'm a small business owner!
Nick
What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?
Jess
I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.
Cece
I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.
Jess
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
Jess
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
Jess
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.
Schmidt
