Bad guys always have the best food.

Mary

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And finally, I'm ready to put my gun in your lock box.

Marshall

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Now he's in town for an air conditioning convention. Wow, there's no way to make that sound sexy.

Mary

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OK. What's going to get you out of my house the fastest?

Mary

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I'm not a team player, Stan. And that's a direct quote from last year's performance appraisal.

Mary

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Conmen. They don't just take your money. They rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide eyed and stupid on the side of the road. And if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch could up and whistle a different tune, I've got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.

Mary

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Marshall: Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?
Mary: That's why they make energy drinks.

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