How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 1: "The Best Man" Quotes
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
Marshall: There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness. Look at this little bastard.
Lily: This sonofabitch has knee dimples! Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant!
The only person who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen, is drunk Marshall Eriksen!
Marshall
Lily: You're drinking for two tonight baby.
Marshall: I will do this, for the child.
This isn't just getting laid. This is market research.
Barney
Barney: Here's your toast, single file ladies! No fatties!
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah you're right, it's Cleveland. Single file ladies!
Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding? Lose the Trapper Keeper!
Barney
The happy couple needs to hear this! Things end, but from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce, hope can rise anew.
Ted
Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!
Ted
Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.
Ted
