Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney

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• Added: February 03, 2014

If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like winning and losing when you talk about our marriage? It's not like it will happen all at once, but if you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me.

Lily

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• Added: February 03, 2014

There is always a strip club.

Barney

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• Added: February 03, 2014

You know what's weird Stella? Not seeing Star Wars until you're 30.

Ted

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• Added: February 03, 2014