How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 16: "Desperation Day" Quotes
And I thought Pompeii was smoking.
Barney
Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
Robin
So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
Robin
Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
Barney
And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
Barney
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
Ted: They're actually called British Morning Socks.
Zoë: Don't get in your own way!
Mom I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago.
Marshall
February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.
Barney
Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.
Barney
