Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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Gordon: Delia...
Delia: Yeah?
Gordon: Cher wishes she ever looked as good as you.
Oh no. I'm not gonna pee where I play. No drama here. I'm not a drama mama.
Abby
Of course I wanna leave! Of all the hotels in California, I have to come to the one with gay men and Gordon?!
Delia
What is your problem with me? The way you talk to me is mean. It's dehumanizing. You're mean to me.
Abby
To me, a night out on the town includes me on lying the couch watching Ben Affleck *in* The Town.
Barbara
Delia: Could you explain this?
Gavin: Well, see, we were trying to make a cast out of Ronnie's cock...
Gal: It's so beautiful. It belongs in a museum.
Abby. Deal with your own truth. Stay the hell out of mine.
Barbara
Not bad for today's work. Who knew two tiny broads could give the baking whisperer a run for his money.
Jo
Jo: A sunrise on a snowy sky, a rolling wave beneath the moon...where are the ingredients?
Ethan: Scott says that sometimes when we write out our ingredients on a list, it dulls our creative spark.
Jo: This is not a recipe, this is a nonsensical, romantic baking poem!
Yeah well. The man is fine. As are you. I feel like you guys, you fit, you match up. I don't know if he was an addict so much as he was just screwing around until he found his person. I'm guessing we'll never know, now.
Barbara
Grayson: Phoebe, where do you think I negotiate my sales?
Phoebe: I have no idea.
Grayson: In my office. Top buyers hungry for product will see JD's painting hanging on the wall, will ask why it isn't out with the rest and what do you think I will tell them? Cuz it's my personal favorite. And what does that accomplish? It makes them want it more. This is what I do. I build up new artists; I create demand. And YOU, Phoebe, I'm sorry to say, you live in a fantasy world where you think you can step into MY gallery and everyone will just fall at your feet. Well, this is real life, a business. You want your husband's career to take off? Then let me do my job. And you want to have success here? Shut up. Learn. And bring me some buyers. Yeah? Understand? OK. You look great.
Jo: Trust is not in my wheelhouse right now.
Scott: This? Could have been amazing.
