It's a good thing to stay in the dark about things - it keeps life interesting.

George

Jonathan: Sal, I'm scared.
Sal: That is okay. All fighters are scared, but once you get into the ring, you are like a God.
Jonathan: But I'm agnostic.
Sal: I'll say a prayer for you.

to quote Machiavelli, "there aren't any dirty tricks, just winning and losing".

Lewis Green

Stella: Want to vaporize some more pot?
Jonathan: I want to vaporize you.

My whole body is vibrating like a tuning fork.

Stella

(Talking about her vaporizer) And it's healthy because it's invisible vapor.

Stella

You gotta make a sandwich. Your hands are the bread and your face is the meat. You gotta protect the meat.

Trainer

They say the pen is mightier than the sword.

Jonathan

Bored to Death Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

You gotta make a sandwich. Your hands are the bread and your face is the meat. You gotta protect the meat.

Trainer

They say the pen is mightier than the sword.

Jonathan