I am tired of cleanin' up after you Hector. I can't respect a man who won't take responsibility for himself.


Look, my husband's responsible for this, we can work it out. The important this is to take care of that baby, right?


It was her place, her condom. It's not my fault if it didn't work!


I wanna call him Drew. It means courageous.


General Frank Sherwood. I like the sound of that.


Bottom line is, ain't nobody gettin' what you got but me!


I also grind my teeth at night and have a crooked toe.


Well maybe you should have thought about that before you dropped your pants for your hot little Penny.


I messed up, but it's not like I'm on crack or something. Shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?


No babe, he had it down. I'm talking details; anatomy, protection, STDs. Even a few positions.


Yeah, it's because Hayes is a sonofabitch who comes down wrongly on anybody who accuses him.


Joan: I can't believe our son brought that into our house.
Roland: Really?
Joan: He traded his desserts for it.
Roland: Enterprising.

Army Wives Season 6 Quotes

Michael: I'm gonna retire.
Claudia Joy: Honey, I know you're disappointed, but shouldn't you think this over?
Michael: I have though it over. I've commanded a division Claudia Joy, I'm not going out commanding a desk. I'll go out as the last commander of the 23rd. Besides, it's your turn. You've followed me around the world for the last 25 years. I think it's time I followed you.
Claudia Joy: Michael...
Michael: As of this moment, we are out of the Army.

Roxy: Babe, we've got to get back.
Trevor: You need to relax, yeah, really relax.