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Army-wives

I also grind my teeth at night and have a crooked toe.

Roland

Well maybe you should have thought about that before you dropped your pants for your hot little Penny.

Gloria

I messed up, but it's not like I'm on crack or something. Shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?

Sophie

No babe, he had it down. I'm talking details; anatomy, protection, STDs. Even a few positions.

Roland

Yeah, it's because Hayes is a sonofabitch who comes down wrongly on anybody who accuses him.

Denise

Joan: I can't believe our son brought that into our house.
Roland: Really?
Joan: He traded his desserts for it.
Roland: Enterprising.

So where's my room? In the coach house?

Sophie

No changes. Still marriage counseling. The lady says I have a temper.

Gloria

Who knows when we'll ever be able to relax again like this in our entire lives

Roxy
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