Now get out of here. I need to put on my camera face.

Ike [to Kai]

[Amber] thinks "The Scorpion" is the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and that a triad is some type of scooter.

Alex [to Kai]

Oh, honey, no. We'll fix it. We'll fix it.

Alex [to Amber]

These guys make the Italian Mafia look like the Backstreet Boys. They're demented. Charles Manson Joker demented.

Alex [to Kai]

Alex: How am I going to screw that up?
Kai: I don't know. You find ways. It's your superpower.

Kai: Wow! How do you get a head that big through the front door?
Alex: It's a double door.

Alex: You're going to make a real good blackmailer when you get older.
Rita: Thank you.

Almost Paradise Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Kai: Wow! How do you get a head that big through the front door?
Alex: It's a double door.

Alex: You're going to make a real good blackmailer when you get older.
Rita: Thank you.