Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Ted: Why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants?
Marshall: Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?
Lily: MmHm.
Ted: Victoria is happy we're taking things slow.
Marshall: Oh oh honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, oh lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single? Bitch please!
You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.
Does anyone have six 9-volt batteries?
Lily: What are you bitches doing here?
Marshall: Lily!
Lily: Oh he's napping.
Lily: Marahall this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Marshall: I didn't put the bread in there, you didn't put the bread in there!
Lily lika lika, the honka honka.
We got a ten!
He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!
All hail Beercules!
Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same
Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago.
Barney: What movie?
