[to Will] Are we actually going to sing or are you about to announce an alumnus walking through the door?

I expect to make fun of all of you at some point, fat kid, gay boy, creepy incest twins, other girl, but I never want to hear any of you disparaging the things that we do as a team.

Look, I may not have lived in some vague outer borough of New York City, but there's a reason I'm the only glee kid who survived Sue Sylvester's regime change at McKinley. Because I'm ruthless too.

Look, Rachel. You have a reputation for being an inherently selfish person. You rarely ask people what they think and when you do it's usually in the context of 'what do you think about me.'

[to Rachel] Are you trying to pick me up? Because if you're thinking of going lezzie with a cheerleader, I think the world's kind of rooting for you and Quinn Fabray.

Glee Quotes

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.


Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.