Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.

You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.

You never get over the loss of someone you love, you just learn to deal with it.

I did not survive four lousy husbands, a serial killer boyfriend and the sort of suicide of my love Terry, to die in the dingy basement of a fucking vampire bar.

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with

Sookie

Cheese and crackers, Andy, will you put some clothes on? Have you lost your mind?

Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes