Eleanor: How would you like to skip 40 years of fumbling around in the dark and really learn how to please a lady? Nick:I would not..no...I know what I'm doing. Eleanor: I can tell you without a doubt you do not know what you're doing. Nick: Are you talking about a verbal lesson? Eleanor: No, one learns by doing, Nick.
Ricky: You have two faces and I don't like either face! Raquel: All right. You don't seem to be alone in that. Ricky: Oh, boo hoo. I don't cry for the puppet master. I cry for the puppet.