The Vampire Diaries Round Table: Series Premiere

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Every week, soon after the latest episode of The Vampire Diaries, our staff will gather around and analyze the latest quotes, storylines and developments from the show.

Following a record-setting series premiere of the new CW hit, we can't wait to delve into the world of the Salvatore brothers and Mystic Falls. That said, let the first ever Vampire Diaries Round Table commence...

It's early, but choose a side: Team Stefan or Team Damon?
VDLover: Stefan. Call me crazy, but I'll go with the vampire that doesn't feast on human blood.

DoMeDamon: Does my moniker not make it obvious enough? I want a strong man, one that will keep me on my toes and, hopefully, on my back.

ElenaLova: Much like Elena will be, I'm sure, I'm a sucker for the bad boys. Gonna have to go with Damon on this one.


Is Bonnie really psychic?
VDLover: Not based on the information she's revealed so far. Sadly, it was well known that Heath Ledger has a drug problem; and once Obama won the Democratic primary, the general election was his to lose.

DoMeDamon: Absolutely. Nothing is normal in Mystic Falls... if that even is the town's real name!

ElenaLova: As psychic as Alice Cullen! Kidding. I totally know The Vampire Diaries was written first.

Whose journal would you prefer to read: Elena's or Stefan's?
VDLover: Neither. Why would I bother to read them when the show will just narrate each for me every week?

DoMeDamon: Stefan's. Elena might talk about her period and stuff. That's gross.

ElenaLova: Oh, definitely Stefan's.  I've already read a vampire story from a girl's perspective.  It was called Twilight and it was lame.

Will you keep watching the show?
VDLover: Yes, I can't wait.

DoMeDamon: Please. Do Stefan's eye get read when he's angry?!?

ElenaLova: Besides loving the pilot, I hear from a certain creator that we're supposed to give the show a chance.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.