The Vampire Diaries Round Table: Series Premiere

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Every week, soon after the latest episode of The Vampire Diaries, our staff will gather around and analyze the latest quotes, storylines and developments from the show.

Following a record-setting series premiere of the new CW hit, we can't wait to delve into the world of the Salvatore brothers and Mystic Falls. That said, let the first ever Vampire Diaries Round Table commence...

It's early, but choose a side: Team Stefan or Team Damon?
VDLover: Stefan. Call me crazy, but I'll go with the vampire that doesn't feast on human blood.

DoMeDamon: Does my moniker not make it obvious enough? I want a strong man, one that will keep me on my toes and, hopefully, on my back.

ElenaLova: Much like Elena will be, I'm sure, I'm a sucker for the bad boys. Gonna have to go with Damon on this one.


Is Bonnie really psychic?
VDLover: Not based on the information she's revealed so far. Sadly, it was well known that Heath Ledger has a drug problem; and once Obama won the Democratic primary, the general election was his to lose.

DoMeDamon: Absolutely. Nothing is normal in Mystic Falls... if that even is the town's real name!

ElenaLova: As psychic as Alice Cullen! Kidding. I totally know The Vampire Diaries was written first.

Whose journal would you prefer to read: Elena's or Stefan's?
VDLover: Neither. Why would I bother to read them when the show will just narrate each for me every week?

DoMeDamon: Stefan's. Elena might talk about her period and stuff. That's gross.

ElenaLova: Oh, definitely Stefan's.  I've already read a vampire story from a girl's perspective.  It was called Twilight and it was lame.

Will you keep watching the show?
VDLover: Yes, I can't wait.

DoMeDamon: Please. Do Stefan's eye get read when he's angry?!?

ElenaLova: Besides loving the pilot, I hear from a certain creator that we're supposed to give the show a chance.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.