Rusty: Whoa... is that a halo?
Doctor: No, that's the baby's hair.

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Oxy. The most addictive prescription painkiller available.

Provenza

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Jared is probably wrong, but I promised my daughter I'd give him a serious listen.

Flynn

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• Added: August 15, 2016