Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany" Quotes
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
Artie
I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.
Sue
Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.
I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.
Finn
I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.
Rachel
This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.
Kurt
I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.
Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.
Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?
Carl: I get that all the time.
Santana: You can drill me any time.
