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Glee

I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

Sue

You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.

Sue [to Beiste]

Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

Kurt

Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel

I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel

When does Asian Santa arrive?

Tina

I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.

Mike

I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.

Lauren

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Brittany
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