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Californication

Karen: Oh my god, nothing changes! You got off so fucking lucky today and are still behaving like a bratty child.
Hank: Right...thank you for reeling me in. Let's hug it out. Celebrate my good fortune?

Wow you move fast. Or is this how you are paying off your bill?

Karen

Oh never have I been so excited to write a huge check and service the community for twelve days.

Hank

You have been found guilty of statutory rape, but the real crime here is not one of moral turpitude. Your true crime is that you seem committed to squandering your natural gifts and wasting what appears to be a rewarding life.

Judge
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