Brace Yourselves: Ashlee Simpson Coming to Reality TV

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Get ready for Newlyweds, 2.0.

Ashlee Simpson - and, we presume, fiance Pete Wentz - is following in her big-breasted sister's footsteps with an upcoming reality show. Guess who came up with this genius idea.

"[Father Joe Simpson] knows that no one cared about [Jessica Simpson] before her reality show, and he's hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect," a source told OK!.

A record-industry insider added:

"She's been struggling with record sales. Now that she's really interesting again, a reality show could do wonders for her career. It's a part of doing business for this family."

She's interesting again? Because she's probably pregnant and getting married? Give us a break.

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