Nolan: I’m looking for some sage advice here.
Nick: If you haven’t noticed my personal life’s a dumpster fire. All I can say is, I’m rooting for you two.

I just need to get through the next 30 days and then I will be free. No more mind games. No more Tim tests. No more chewing me out in public.


Nolan: Hey, are you scared?
Harper: You want the truth?
Nolan: No.
Harper: Not scared at all.

You would be the John Nolan of the NYPD.


I’m not a tough guy, I’m a cockroach. I’ll do whatever it takes to come out on top.


Lopez: Grey just wants me to play nice but how I act isn’t going to matter to a geek who only looks at numbers. I have to convince him that there’s data he’s not factoring into his algorithm.
West: And if he gets caught in the crossfire?
Lopez: Problem solved.

Nolan: Hector stepped up and did the right thing.
Hector: I didn’t do it for you.
Nolan: It doesn’t matter. The right thing is the right thing.
Hector: Is he for real?
Harper: Yup.

The only way to show you I’m a good cop is to show you I’m a good cop.


Harper: Nothing like getting hit on by a 12-year-old delinquent to get your day started.
Fletcher: Hey yo, I’m 15.
Nolan: Not better.

Bradford: The last time I gave you romantic advice I pushed you towards Caleb and you almost died.
Lucy: That’s ridiculous. There was no reason to suspect anything. What happened…what happened wasn’t your fault.
It wasn’t mine either. Look, I wouldn’t ask your advice if I didn’t value your opinion.

Agent Banks: Nyla was the most hardcore U.C. I’ve ever seen. She could lie to God himself and get away with it.
Grey: You don’t say. That’s surprising because she always tells me the truth, don’t you detective?
Harper: Absolutely, Sir.

What am I, Google? Do your own research.


The Rookie Quotes

I love Rookie Day. It’s Christmas and the Purge in one.

Officer Bradford

Stacy: Happy Divorce Day!
John: That’s not a thing.
Stacy: It should be. When mine went through I took the boys to Disneyland.
John: I’m not really feeling the Matterhorn.
Stacy: Try and look at this as an opportunity.
John: Right now I’m just trying to remember to wear pants.