Harper: Nothing like getting hit on by a 12-year-old delinquent to get your day started.
Fletcher: Hey yo, I’m 15.
Nolan: Not better.

Bradford: The last time I gave you romantic advice I pushed you towards Caleb and you almost died.
Lucy: That’s ridiculous. There was no reason to suspect anything. What happened…what happened wasn’t your fault.
It wasn’t mine either. Look, I wouldn’t ask your advice if I didn’t value your opinion.

Agent Banks: Nyla was the most hardcore U.C. I’ve ever seen. She could lie to God himself and get away with it.
Grey: You don’t say. That’s surprising because she always tells me the truth, don’t you detective?
Harper: Absolutely, Sir.

What am I, Google? Do your own research.

Bradford

Nolan: I can tell what you’re thinking.
Harper: Doubt it.
Nolan: You’re working out how to kill me without your body cam catching it.
Harper: Yeah, actually, that is what I was thinking.

Wesley: Angela, you’re my best friend and you are the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen. You make me laugh, and cry sometimes. I fell in love with you the second I met you and I have been falling every second since. Will you marry me?
Angela: Yes.

You are a great Dad. With everything that I put you through, you could have turned Lila against me but you didn’t. You’ll never know how much that means to me.

Harper

Lopez: I am tired, stressed, and emotional. If you make me chase your ass through this hotel, believe me, you will pay.
Jackson: I thought you were scary during the day shift.

Nolan: What do you think it means that Grace doesn’t want me to meet her son?
Harper: That she’s a good mother who is putting her child’s welfare before everything and everyone else.
Nolan: So not that she’s not that into me.
Harper: Are you kidding me? No, she digs you. It seems to be her only flaw.

Bradford: Flush it out into the open and I’ll end it.
Chen: You can’t kill it.
Bradford: What the hell are we supposed to do with it, snuggle?

Valerie: You shouldn’t let him talk to you like that.
Lucy: He’s my training officer. It’s just kind of his style.
Valerie: Being an ass isn’t style, but he sure can wear a suit.

Nolan: It seems strange to thank you for returning money that you stole from me.
Jordan: It’s been that kind of a day.

The Rookie Quotes

I love Rookie Day. It’s Christmas and the Purge in one.

Officer Bradford

Stacy: Happy Divorce Day!
John: That’s not a thing.
Stacy: It should be. When mine went through I took the boys to Disneyland.
John: I’m not really feeling the Matterhorn.
Stacy: Try and look at this as an opportunity.
John: Right now I’m just trying to remember to wear pants.