Couldn't you just let an old, tired man talk?

Kilbride [to Nell]

Callen: You cut that a little close.
Kensi: Eh, what are you gonna do?

Kilbride: Am I Bob Fosse?
Nell: No.
Kilbride: Then stop tap dancing.

Callen: I like your attitude. It screams optimism.
Sam: I do my best.

Is [Deeks] always this warm and cuddly?

Sienna [to Kensi]

Deeks: Why are you ignoring my partner?
Sienna: I wasn't ignoring her. I couldn't hear her.

Sam: Where the hell is Hetty?
Nell: Get in line, my friend. Get in line.

I know this is you. You can't fake that level of annoying.

Nell [to Deeks]

Deeks: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Kensi: Maybe it's time to be realistic.

Deeks: Baby, it's a peeling eyesore.
Kensi: It's rustic.

Fatima: Bye, bitch!
Roundtree: Don't you use your catchphrase against me!

And that's the weekend.