They all think it's me. They all think I'm the ringleader. The one in charge. And I have no idea what it is.


I wanted you to feel what I felt. I wanted to give you hope that I could step on.

Scott Knowles [to Joanna]

Of all the gifts you've been sending me, I've gotta say -- this one got me the wettest.

Joanna [to Scott]

You're gonna wanna talk to me. We're not so different. We're both Jersey girls. I know it's hard for you to believe this right now, but trust me -- by the end of this day, you and I are going to be best friends.

Dom [to Darlene]

It's one thing to question your mind. It's another to question your eyes and ears. But then again, isn't it all the same? Our senses just mediocre inputs for our brain? Sure, we rely on them, trust they accurately portray the real world around us. But what if the haunting truth is they can't? That what we perceive isn't the real world at all, but just our mind's best guess? That all we really have is a garbled reality, a fuzzy picture we will never truly make out?


Tyrell: Elliot! I believe in fate. There's a reason we met. There's something between us. I can see it.
Elliot: You're only seeing what's in front of you. You're not seeing what's above you.

The Dark Army told me that Stage 2 is ready. When you see it, you'll be pleased. It worked, Elliot. It's up to us now. Let me show you.


Angela: Who are you?
Whiterose: I am a woman of time. And I don't believe in accidents. You, like an annoying penny, keep turning up. Everywhere I look, you're there. That is why I wanted to meet. So I could find out why you are so special to Philip Price.

Dom: ALEXA, wake me up at, um --
ALEXA: Sorry, I didn't understand the question you were asking.
Dom: That's because I wasn't asking a question, you dumb bitch.

Jack: How long have you been pressing this pedal? How long have you been plotting against me?
Price: Oh, come on, Jack. We've known each other for years, you know full well, I don't give a shit about you. So please, don't hold a personal grudge just because you lost. Defeats can still be profitable.

This was always the future, Jack. The 5/9 attacks... they just accelerated that.


What the fuck is going on?


Mr. Robot Quotes

Krista: What is it about society that disappoints you so much?
Elliot: Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax.

Hello, friend. Hello, friend? That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name, but that's a slippery slope. You're only in my head. We have to remember that. Shit.