You haven’t done Paris right until you’ve had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.

Mindy

I like Paris, but I’m not really sure Paris likes me.

Emily: You’re nice and French, and you speak English?
Camille: Of course. I grew up watching American TV.

It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.

Luc

The French are romantics, but they’re also realists.

Mindy

Paul: He is the best nose in France.
Emily: Well it’s…it’s very symmetrical.

Paris seems like a big city, but it’s really just a small town.

Camile

Your language is seriously effed up.

Pierre: I can’t believe it was Dan.
Emily: What?
Pierre: Gossip Girl. We watched the entire series to find out it’s Dan.

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect.

Antoine

I’d bone appétit him.

Mindy

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face.

Mindy

Emily in Paris Quotes

I did Rosetta Stone on the plane, but it hasn’t kicked in yet.

Emily

I have been dreaming of moving to Paris forever, you know. I mean French men, they love older women. Look at their president. He's young. He's hot. He married his schoolteacher.

Madeline