Angela: Maybe we should just take a ride on a bumpy road...
Wendel: How's that any different from sex?

Brennan: Dad!
Max: He was gonna run I saw it in his eyes..

The kid was raised by wolves; until she killed them and ate them all...


That's my muffin at work!

Brennan (as Wanda)

Brennan: They look so happy.
Booth: Yeah! They have a baby.
Brennan: They're whole life have changed.
Don't you think they should be a little bit more apprehensive?
Booth: Well, you know having a baby, that's a good thing.
Brennan: You really think that?
Booth: Yeah! That's a great thing. What? What?
Oh. C'mon Bones look. The baby, the baby just fine.
It's healthy. The baby's healthy, alright. They love each other. This is the happiest day of their lives, okay? What?
Brennan: I'm.. I'm Pregnant. You're the father.

That's what you call a contract you rotten old bat! I call it a fireball of pain!


I would like you to meet my son, Michael Staccato Vincent Hodgins.


He's here...he's a boy! We're a family!

Hodgins [to Angela]

Every time you take my hand I feel your whole life vibrating with mine.


You are a horrible child!


Angela: GET THE CAR!!!
Hodgins: Where the heck are my keys?!

It's fiancé, that's French...

Brennan [as Wanda]

Bones Season 6 Quotes

You're implying that you showed your appreciation sexually.


Brennan: So I'm the only one living the life I expected.
Angela: Well how's that, honey?
Brennan: It's um, it's as I expected.