Give me my vengeance on Eli. Settle my score, and I'll settle yours. All of yours.

Robbie [to Ghost Rider]

I ran an illegal spy agency using powered operatives on American soil. Do you think the President loves that about me?

Coulson [to Fitz]

May: What's your name?
Nathanson: Nathanson, ma'am. What can I do?
May: Get lost, Nathanson.

I've got to phone her. Let her know I'm in another dimension...that's not going to work.


Got any hell-demon tricks up your sleeve?

Coulson [to Robbie]

My axe is plenty sharp. And a shotgun.


It's S.H.I.E.L.D. Impossible things happen all the time.