Grace: I need you to take your shoulder and slam it up against one of the rods to dislocate it. 
Imp: What? No. I may be a masochist, but I'm not crazy. Can't the people coming here just untie me?
Grace: I'm afraid they're not going to make it in time, but if you dislocate the shoulder, you should be able to bring your arm up over your head to untie yourself. 

Grace: Imp, you have to help her.
Imp: I can't! I'm scared. I don't come here to be frightened. I come here to be humiliated.
Grace: Well, what a sorry excuse for a sub
.Imp: I-I, what?
Grace: You're not worthy to be on this call right now, are you? Cowering like a worthless little nub. Tell me, Imp, what comes after Beta? 
Imp: Permission to speak, your grace?
Grace: Permission denied. See, you've crossed the wrong queen now. We both know how pathetic you are. You look at baby carrots with envy. You haven't earned the right to be speaking to me. 
Imp: Please, your grace, I'll do it. Is it going to hurt? 
Grace: Oh, like hell, and I expect a thank you for the pain.
Imp: Yes, your grace. 

Fifty Shades of Grace. 

911 Operator

Every time I put a label on something, it ends up being an expiration date.


Judd: You want the cream without having to buy the cow...
Owen: No, I want the cow. I'm not really thrilled with this metaphor.
Judd: Well, you can call it whatever you like to, but I'm seeing that you get all the benefits with none of the commitment.
Owen: What are you talking about? I'm the one who asked her to stay.
Judd: She's the one who left everything.

TK: They seem like such nice people.
Carlos: They are nice people, but they aren't perfect people.
TK: You know my parents may be very queer-friendly, but they're not perfect either. They gave me a pep talk that felt more about them than about me.
Carlos: That explains a lot.
TK: There was something that my mom did that -- she said I felt triggered because I didn't feel safe in this relationship. 
Carlos: I see. I'm sorry to hear that.
TK: But you know what I didn't see is how unsafe you feel and have felt for so much of your life. I want you to know I'm fully on board. You can tell your parents I'm your friend, your colleague, your personal shopper for as long as you need.
Carlos: And if it never changes?
TK: Nothing stays the same, Carlos.

I'm pregnant, Owen.


9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Bartender: I've seen you here before, right? 
T.K.: Yeah, were you here the night Crusher got impaled? I was one of the firefighters who responded.
Bartender: Firefighter, huh? Sign me up for the calendar.
Carlos: And his boyfriend is a cop. 

Owen: Someone should come up with a term for people who are better not together.
Gwyn: There is a term for that. Friends with Benefits.