I’m pretty sure my captain’s not supposed to be talking to me like that.
Maya: So, what’s going on there?
Jack: We’re hanging out. OK, why is everyone in this fire station obsessed with who I spend time with?
Maya: Because who you spend time with usually has catastrophic results for the rest of us.
Jack: Like with you?
Maya: Exactly. Spending time with her how?
Jack: I bring her groceries, and Marcus talks my face off about his video games. Not exactly the tour de affair you’re imagining.
Maya: But knowing you, it’s only a matter of time.
Jack: No, she feels more like a sister.
Maya: But she’s not a sister. She’s a young hot straight woman, and you need not to pretend that she isn’t.
Maya: Because otherwise you might accidentally slip and fall and land in her bed.
Jack: I’m pretty sure my captain’s not supposed to be talking to me like that.
Maya: It’s safety advice. That’s all.