Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened. Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume. Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast. Archie: Betty! Veronica: What was that, Betty? Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.
Cheryl: Ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? You’re wearing my signature color! Toni: You don’t own the color red. Red existed before you. Cheryl: Not at Riverdale High. Here, I invented red. I am red. [Cheryl snaps her fingers and two girls stand behind her] Cheryl: Sorry, but this school is not big enough for the both of us, faux-pink lady. And I was here first. Go to Centerville High or Westerberg, I don’t care. But you have until first bell Monday to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. Copy? [Cheryl flips her hair in Toni’s face and walks away]