Simon is Zoey's coworker from work whom she has a crush on. 

Simon Quotes

Zoey: Is it ok for him to be air-spanking her like that?
Simon: I think it's alright. Those look like consensual spanks to me.

Simon: I couldn't find my pasta strainer so I think I'm gonna have to use the tennis racquet method.
Zoey: Isn't that the best way to serve?

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Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Quotes

Zoey: See, Perry you can relax now.
Brad: Hold up. Did you not think we would get along?
Perry: I mean you two are very…
Brad: What? We like the same movies, the same books. Our Hemsworths are ranked in the same order. We’re basically the same person.
Perry: No, you are not.
Brad: OK, so how are we different exactly? You thought I’d have a problem with Mo. Actually, I think you might be the one with the problem.

Child, I'm completely baked. Ain't nothing going on in my head right now.

Mo