Nelson Muntz is the bully on The Simpsons and is voiced by Nancy Cartwright.  Nelson is probably best known for his class "Hah Hah" laugh he does at everyone.

Though Nelson is typically foun bullying Bart and other students, we've also seen his softer side as Lisa's boyfriend and even as Bart's friend.

Nelson Muntz Quotes

Goon #2: Nelson, you're bleeding.
Nelson: Nah, happens all the time. Somebody else's blood splatters on me. (Sniffs) Hey, wait a minute. You're right. (to Bart) You made me bleed my own blood!

Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing
Milhouse: How's he doing?
Nelson: Better, thanks

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The Simpsons Quotes

(reading his poem)
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.

Homer

Lincoln, Lincoln. I've been thinkin'. What the hell have you've been drinkin'? Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh. It's turpentine!

Bart & Lisa