Kelly Kapoor is a customer service representative at the Scranton branch of paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. Kelly is the office gossip, usually on critically important topics such as boys, dating, and celebrity gossip.

Kelly is played by Mindy Kaling, one of the show's writers, and is Indian American. Her career aspirations include wanting to get married and have babies. She dated Ryan Howard for awhile. He wasn't too into her.

Kelly Kapoor Quotes

Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly?
Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?

Michael: Attention please. Jan Levinson's coming very soon and so we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting. So you can get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
Ryan: Don't you mean "constructive criticism?"
Michael: What did I say?
Kelly: You said "constructive compliments." That doesn't make any sense.

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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

Michael