It's time for the quotes of the week!
We have some great ones for you even though the pickin's are slim with series at the moment.
Maybe if every summer show didn't play across two nights, there would be more opportunity for them to stand out in the heat!
Dutch: Ever since we got away from The Lady, things have been weird.
Johnny: Things are always weird with us. It's our brand. I've gotten used to it.
Oh come on, boys, don't make me get out a ruler and start measuring.Teresa
J: We need to have a funeral or a memorial or something.
J: All eyes are on us right now. We're still the Codys. Everyone needs to know we're strong with or without Smurf. We need to let people know that we'll take care of business.
Pope: No funeral.
Ian: When did it become inappropriate to compliment a woman?
Brian: I think it was like 2007 when it turned the corner.
Ian: If I didn't compliment Stacy every hour, she'd be all over me.
Jason: Dude, you probably should have taken that as a sign.
Jennie: This is surreal, right?
Tori: What? That we're so old we all need readers?
Brian: Bananas. I keep thinking, "What the hell have I done?"
Violet: Darla, Baby, you listen to me. Listen, if you were out of it then you were not in the right mind to agree to anything. Do you hear me? And that ain’t just my opinion that’s the law. You understand?
Violet: But, my ass. There is no "but" here.
Darla: I was…I was… Maybe, maybe I didn’t say no.
Violet: And maybe you did or maybe you didn’t say nothing because you couldn’t. If you can’t remember any of this…It was hard for me too but he was my husband and I was young and thought this was just the way it had to be. I even stopped saying no because it didn’t seem to matter. Blamed myself, thought there was something wrong with me, but I know now that it wasn’t right then and it ain’t right now. No means no, no matter the circumstances. And even if you don’t say no, or can’t, don’t no man or anybody else have the right to take advantage of you. That’s rape.
Liza: I don't know about you, but I didn't know what I wanted in my twenties.
Diana: Oh, you mean two weeks ago?
Pat: Banks have tightened their belts since '06.
Jessica: Yeah, for regular people. But rich people can always get more money. That's why they're rich.
Dwight: So, we should go meet up with the others.
Grace: Where our caravan's going, we need everything we can find in this place.
Dwight: What if they find us?
Grace: No, they won't. We were careful. No chatter. No breadcrumbs.
Dwight: They might have heard the same message that brought us here.
Morgan: You think they're in range?
Dwight: I'm picking up Daniel's signal.
Grace: So, we go?
Dwight: They're pretty pissed about the gas. I want to make sure we're standing if they're on their way here.
Morgan: If they're hitting truck stops, we're going to need everything that's in here more than ever.
Receptionist: Are you here for a tan?
George: Let me ask you a question. Are the Speedos optional?
Greg: Being at ATN, you know, is kind of like the one thing I didn't want to do?
Tom: Oh, OK. Should I have left you at parks to sink? I mean, it's ATN man. It's the fuckin' news.
Greg: I know.
Tom: It's Logan's G-spot. I can finger-bang him all night long. I'm a direct, direct report. What?
Greg: Sure. Just? ATN, it's like, kind of against my principles?
Tom: Your principles?? Greg, don't be an asshole. You don't have principles.
Donovan: Hey, so I saw this and thought of you.
Abigail: Wow. [opens jewelry box] You must think a lot of me. I love it!
Donovan: I love you.
Abigail. Oh. Thank you.
Donovan: Thank you.
Abigail: That's really nice to hear.
Donovan: Yeah, I suppose it is!
There's a saying out here. If your daughter's riding a horse, no one's riding her.John
Harvey: What are we doing?
Louis: I'll tell you what we're doing: We're getting Samantha her job back.
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