Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair. Tiffany: What is it? Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape? Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?
Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary. Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?