Blue Odyssey Meets Cold Splash

Blue Odyssey Meets Cold Splash

Everyone's favorite band on Wisteria Lane, Blue Odyssey meets Cold Splash and feel really old. Our favorite line from the clip? When asked if they wanted to go a party they say they have to check in with the wives. Great stuff.
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Bree and Orson are Interview

Bree and Orson are Interview

Bree and Orson are being interview and everything goes perfectly well until the phone rings and a very revealing voicemail is recorded.
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Susan Meets Julie's Boyfriend

Susan Meets Julie's Boyfriend

When Susan meets her daughter's new boyfriend she brought home from college she's a little shocked to find out it was her former professor who's been married... three times!
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Fire in the Nightclub

Fire in the Nightclub

When there's a fire in the night club, one of the characters from Wisteria Lane isn't going to make it out alive. This video is spoiler free and doesn't show who dies.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you