Desperate Housewives Season Finale Clip

Desperate Housewives Season Finale Clip

Lynette tries to calm Eddie down in this clip from the May 2010 season finale of Desperate Housewives. The episode is titled "I Guess This is Goodbye."
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Plotting Against Sam

Plotting Against Sam

How to take down Sam. That's the question Orson and Bree wrestle with during this clip from the 5/9/10 episode of Desperate Housewives.
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The Ballad of Booth Promo

The Ballad of Booth Promo

What's coming up on the episode "The Ballad of Booth?" According to this ABC promo, nothing short of revenge, power, sex, blackmail and more!
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A Little Night Music Sneak Peek

A Little Night Music Sneak Peek

"I think Carlos is having an affair," says Gaby in this clip. What did she discover about her husband? Watch this clip and find out.
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No Afternoon Sex!

No Afternoon Sex!

Carlos is on to Gaby's schemes in this clip from Desperate Housewives. Check out this hilarious clip from "A Little Night Music."
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Eddie Attacks

Eddie Attacks

This is awkward. The Fairview Strangler puts Lynette's son in his place, and then attack him. Wowza! It's a clip from "A Little Night Music."
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A Little Night Music Clip

A Little Night Music Clip

Susan really wants to flaunt her wealth in this clip from Desperate Housewives. Just one problem: she doesn't really have anything to flaunt. Watch and see what we mean.
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A Little Night Music Promo

A Little Night Music Promo

Angie welcomes her ex back into town on this episode, but that's definitely not a good thing. Also, Bree meets a woman that knows a lot about Sam. Check out the official promo for "A Little Night Music."
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Lynette Gets Served

Lynette Gets Served

Lynette gets seriously called out in this clip from "Epiphany." It's the 4/25/10 episode of Desperate Housewives.
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Epiphany Sneak Peek

Epiphany Sneak Peek

The Fairview Strangler has a history with each of the housewives. He and Susan's past is exposed here.
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Epiphany Clip

Epiphany Clip

Bree has a history with the Fairview Strangler. This clip shows what it's comprised of.
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A Desperate Flashback

A Desperate Flashback

In this flashback, we learn that the Fairview Strangler has a history with Gaby. We also learn what Gaby thought of the Housewives upon her initial impression.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you