Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores? Ming: 120. Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band? Ming: No. Becca: Not a cool Asian either. Ming: So what am I? Becca: White.