Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is a self proclaimed "guidette" and an aspiring veterinary technician.

She describes her ideal man as one who fits the guido stereotype and enters the experience hoping to meet the man of her dreams.

She is the center of controversy when a man punches her in her face during a bar confrontation. That sucked for the Snookers.

Marlboro, New York

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.


Friggin' duck phone!