Two and a Half Men

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Jon Cryer make his big break through on the big screen as Duckie in the 1980s John Hughes classic, Pretty in Pink.  However, Cryer definitely became a household name for his role as Charlie's nerdy brother, Alan, in Two and a Half Men.  He won an Emmy for the role in 2009.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it