The Big Bang Theory: 9 Favorite Quotes From Bernadette
Ashley Bissette Sumerel
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Usually, when we talk about The Big Bang Theory, we're focused on Sheldon, Leonard, or Penny. But often, some of the best lines of the show come from a different character.
Seriously, Bernadette has some of the best quotes, and we've gathered a few of our favorites. Check them out below!
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1. One way or another, we're walking out of here with a dead woman!
Excuse me. You better find my husband's mother, because one way or another, we're walking out of here with a dead woman!
Bernadette
2. If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
Bernadette
3. What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
Bernadette
4. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!
Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the DOVE BARS I ATE. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!
5. I now pronounce you husband and wife...
I now pronounce you husband and wife... and weird other husband who came with the apartment.
Bernadette
6. You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.
You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.
Bernadette
7. We can't all be Cinderella
Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then, how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that we can stop the car right now.
8. Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
Bernadette
9. I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner.
I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.
Bernadette
