The Big Bang Theory: 13 Rules from The Roommate Agreement
Ashley Bissette Sumerel
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We've got 13 of the best rules from Sheldon and Leonard's Roommate Agreement. Check them out below!
1. Robot Assistance
Leonard must assist Sheldon if he ever becomes a robot.
2. Hot Showers
When Sheldon showers second, any and all measures shall be taken to ensure an adequate supply of hot water.
3. The Sidekick Rule
Leonard must name Sheldon as his sidekick if Leonard obtains superpowers.
4. Ordering Takeout
Selection of a new takeout restaurant requires a public hearing and a 60-day comment period.
5. No Pets Allowed
Pets are banned, with the exception of service animals such as cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys and seeing-eye dogs.
6. Yearly Assessment
Once a year, Sheldon will assess Leonard's worthiness as a roommate.
7. Cohabitation Rider
In the event of cohabitation, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.
8. Leonard's Driving Obligation
Leonard must drive Sheldon to work... and pretty much everywhere else.
9. Checking In
Once a day, Sheldon will ask whow Leonard is, even though he really doesn't care.
10. Firefly Fridays
Friday nights are reserved for watching Firefly -- that is, until the series was canceled after one season.
11. Houseguests
Roommates should notify each other at least 12 hours in advance if they plan to have a houseguest.
12. Sour Milk
Leonard will provide a confirmation sniff to be sure questionable dairy products are safe to drink.
13. Planning for a Zombie Attack
In the event of a zombie attack, Leonard isn't allowed to kill Sheldon if he turns.
