CBS Season Premiere Spoilers: The Big Bang Theory, NCIS & More!

CBS Season Premiere Spoilers: The Big Bang Theory, NCIS & More!

CBS is bringing its shows back in the next few weeks. How did they end? How will they return? We have all the latest details direct from the network!
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CBS Season Premiere Spoilers: What's on Tap?

CBS Season Premiere Spoilers: What's on Tap?

CBS has unveiled the official descriptions for a number of fall season premiere episodes. Ready for a look at what's ahead?
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TBBT Quotes

It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors

Sheldon

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?