Vampires, witches, and wolves have all taken up their fair share of room on the small screen, but where are the ghosts? Here's our list of characters who we wouldn't mind getting a supernatural visit from!
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Chanel #2: Also! Zero dinosaurs. Chanel: There's no dinosaurs? Chanel #2: No. As soon as I got there I was like, "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like, "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."