Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy! Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
(Joey is watching "Wheel of Fortune", the letters read _OUNT RUSH _ORE) Joey: This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore. Chandler: You know you should really go on this show. (Later in this scene) Chandler: Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore. Joey: Yeah? Then who's the guy who painted the faces on the mountain?