Quotables for the Week Ending May 26, 2016

Quotables for the Week Ending May 26, 2016

We're reaching into our archive a little early this week, as shows are starting to take a breather. Find out what goodies we gathered for you now!
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Quotables for Week Ending May 20, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending May 20, 2016

We have the best quotes from around the dial for the week ending May 20, 2016. A lot of shows had finales. Find out if their dialogue was up to par!
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Quotables from Week Ending May 13, 2016

Quotables from Week Ending May 13, 2016

Does it being Friday the 13th mean the quotes are any different? The only way to find out is to scroll through the quotes of the week. Take a look!
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Quotables for Week Ending April 22, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending April 22, 2016

The best quotes for the week ending April 22, 2016, are coming at you! We let the characters do the talking on our behalf once a week. Find out what they have to say!
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Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2016

It's the best day of the week! We have quotes. Hold onto your hats, guys, because we have some great one for you. Who won the coveted top four positions?
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Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

We're adding a day to this week and moving quotables to Saturday! They snark and wisdom will be just the same. Who said it best this week? Find out!
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Quotables for Week Ending February 25, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending February 25, 2016

With so many great shows on the air, the Quotables were rockin' for the week ending February 25, 2016. Scroll through and start talking like a star!
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Quotables from Week Ending January 21, 2016

Quotables from Week Ending January 21, 2016

It's time for the most quotable moments from the week ending January 21, 2016. Which show delivered the very best this week? Only you can decide.
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Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

We're bringing you more quotable moments from your favorite shows, this time from the week ending January 14, 2016. They'll never be repeated, so read and absorb!
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Quotables for the Week Ending January 7, 2016

Quotables for the Week Ending January 7, 2016

It's a new year and with that comes new quotes! Find out what's popping this first week in January 2016. Who was funny, witty or wise? Read on!
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Quotables for the Week Ending November 19, 2015

Quotables for the Week Ending November 19, 2015

We have more TV quotes gathered for you. It's always fun to see if you can spot a theme, and we have one ready and waitinf for you inside. Read on!
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Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015

What wisecracks turned our heads for the week ending Thursday, November 12, 2015? Or was it a dramatic clause? Find out when you scroll through our Quotables!
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Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley