Quotables for Week Ending October 1, 2015

Quotables for Week Ending October 1, 2015

Find out what quotes turned our heads for the week ending Thursday, October 1, 2015.
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11 Pilot Episodes That Helped Current Hit Shows Fly High

11 Pilot Episodes That Helped Current Hit Shows Fly High

The following shows are all huge hits. But how did they get there? Let's take a look back at their series premieres, shall we?
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13 Episodes That Were Banned From TV

13 Episodes That Were Banned From TV

From disturbing content to controversial topics and bare behinds, see what caused these 13 episodes of popular TV shows to be banned from airing.
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50 TV Shows Set in the 50 Nifty United States

50 TV Shows Set in the 50 Nifty United States

We're doing a roll call of all fifty states and the great (and not so great) shows set in each one. Take a look to see which show belongs to your state!
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23 TV Shows That Came Back from the Dead

23 TV Shows That Came Back from the Dead

TV shows eventually get cancelled - but there are a rare few that are reborn. Check out these 23 shows that beat the odds and came back from the dead.
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Quotables from Week Ending April 23, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending April 23, 2015

We pulled some of the most interesting quotes from the week ending April 23, 2015.
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Quotables from Week Ending March 19, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending March 19, 2015

We have great quotes for you from the week ending March 19, 2015
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2015-2016 Renewal Scorecard

2015-2016 Renewal Scorecard

What has been renewed? What has been canceled? Click through this extensive photo gallery and learn the fate of your favorite sitcom or drama.
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39 Greatest Television Families

39 Greatest Television Families

This is a list of the greatest television families of all time. Who is your favorite?
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11 Really Terrible TV Dads

11 Really Terrible TV Dads

Check out our list of the 11 worst fathers on TV. Do you agree with these rankings?
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17 TV Moms We Sort of Wish Raised Us

17 TV Moms We Sort of Wish Raised Us

Happy Mother's Day! In honor of this annual occasion, we're here to pay tribute to television's best moms. Don't you wish these ladies had helped raise you?
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17 Small Screen Siblings We Adore

17 Small Screen Siblings We Adore

Television is filled with brothers and sisters we adore. This photo gallery honors these relatives.
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Family Guy Quotes

Oh, Lois just texted. Burgers or meatballs for dinner? I'll text back for you. Same things, bitch, just different shapes.

Stewie [to Peter]

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)