Quotables from Week Ending March 5, 2015

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These are some of TV Fanatic's favorite quotes from the week ending March 5, 2015.

1. "It's called The Bachelor." The Simpsons

"It's called The Bachelor." The Simpsons
Princess Kemi: So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant? ~~~~~~ Homer: It's called The Bachelor.

2. "We're getting a turtle!" The Big Bang Theory

"We're getting a turtle!" The Big Bang Theory
Amy: After a careful evaluation of our relationship. We decided that the time was right to take a step forward. ~~~~~~ Leonard: Okay. ~~~~~~ Sheldon: Do you want to say it? ~~~~~~ Amy: Let's say it together! ~~~~~~ Sheldon and Amy: We're getting a turtle!

3. "I understand. Okay?" Hart of Dixie

"I understand. Okay?" Hart of Dixie
Lavon: I understand. Okay? Look, I'm the last thing you should be worrying about right now. And Lemon Breeland, I am all in. I'm yours, and I will wait. I promise.

4. "When you look around us, it can can be really beautiful." Hawaii Five-0

"When you look around us, it can can be really beautiful." Hawaii Five-0
Jerry: When you look around us, it can can be really beautiful.

5. "That is all the answer you will get." Downton Abbey

"That is all the answer you will get." Downton Abbey
Isobel: And you have never strayed again? ~~~~~~ Violet: I never risked everything again. ~~~~~~ Isobel: That is not quite what I asked. ~~~~~~ Violet: That is all the answer you will get.

6. "I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time." Once Upon a Time

"I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time." Once Upon a Time
Regina" I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

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