"Jackie Chan." Criminal Minds
Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself. ~~~
Loker: Who said that -- Dickens? ~~~
Reid: Jackie Chan
"But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?" The Good Wife
Diane: Aren't you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients. ~~~
Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?
"You texted Castle and not me?" Castle
Kate Beckett: You texted Castle and not me? ~~~
Kevin Ryan: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don't call the voice of reason.
"Oh please." Once Upon a Time
Regina: Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.
Sylvester: It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.
"How long since I've been to confession?" Supernatural
Dean: How long since I've been to confession?
Dean: That's too long.